` private club :: thats fUnny `

Traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated. An eye-level panel slid open and a female voice asked what he wanted. "I want to get screwed," said the man. "OK, mister, but this is a private club, so slip twenty bucks as an initiation feethrough the mail slot," answered the voice. The man slid his $20 bucks in, the panel was closed.